Me on myself? Probably a dangerous thing. I'm a suave sophisiticated secret agent... Really should stop reading those Ian Fleming books.
My old bio turned out to be horribly out of date - definitely needs an update. I'm a freelance .NET developer, who also sidelines in telling other people how to do their jobs. When not working (which recently isn't often), I hit things with bits of metal, get hit with pieces of metal and occasionally get driven up the wall.
I'm also learning to drive whilst my partner demolishes our house, one wall at a time.
I live in Bolton with my wonderful fiancee, Cat perdita_x, and three actual cats - Hannah, Apollo and Walnut.